Drink Menu

Mar 20, 2026

    • On Tap

    • Ale Smith 394 Pale Ale

      $9.00

      6%

    • Bud Light

      $6.00

      4.2%

    • Coronado Weekend Vibes IPA

      $9.00

      6.8%

    • Karl Strauss Red Trolley Red Ale

      $8.00

      5.8%

    • Maui Brew Pineapple Mania Wheat

      $8.00

      5%

    • Mother Earth Cali Creamin' Cream Ale

      $8.00

      5%

    • Second Chance Hazy IPA Fluffy Tangerine Cloud

      $9.00

      7.2%

    • Society Harlot Blonde Ale

      $9.00

      5.7%

    • Stone Buenaveza Lager

      $8.00

      4.2%

    • Twisted Hard Iced Tea

      $7.00

      8%

    • Cocktails

    • American Pie

      $10.00

      Apple Pie Whiskey, Pineapple Juice & a splash of cranberry

    • Get 'Er Done!

      $10.00

      Svedka Pineapple Mango Vodka, Mango Puree, lime juice & Sprite

    • Honkey Donkey

      $10.00

      Galan Reposado Tequila, Ginger Beer, bitters, and lime juice

    • John Daly

      $10.00

      Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup

    • Mexican Mullet

      $10.00

      Smirnoff Tamarind Vodka, Raspberry liqueur, lime juice, club soda with a Tajin rim

    • Murica f@$k Yeah!

      $10.00

      American Born Peach Bourbon, simple syrup, lemon juice, and bitters

    • No Karen, You Can't Speak to the Manager

      $10.00

      Trailer Park Vodka, Lemon juice, Strawberry puree and club soda

    • Put Some South In YO'Mouth

      $11.00

      Dirty Monkey Banana Peanut Butter whiskey, Coke & Fistful of peanuts

    • Redneck Margarita

      $13.00

      Silver Tequila, Lime Juice and Mountain Dew

    • Romantic Explosion

      $11.00

      Tres Paraguas Silver Tequila, lemon juice, Squirt, topped with Pop Rocks

    • Tijuana Taint Tickler

      $11.00

      Ghost Blanco Spicy Tequila, triple sec, simple syrup, lime juice with Tajin rim

    • Titos n Vodka

      $12.00

      The finest Texas Titos Vodka, club soda & lime

    • Tramp Stamp

      $11.00

      Hideout Peach Vodka, Hideout Orange Vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, topped with Sprite & a cherry gummy

    • Trump Dew

      $13.00

      Redneck Riviera Whiskey, Orange Vodka, Mt. Dew, and Cotton Candy Toupee

    • Ur Cousin Larry

      $10.00

      Watertown Coconut Whiskey, sweet Vermouth, and bitters

    • Bottles

    • *Buzzballz Biggies 1.75L

      $52.00

      11.1%

    • *Mini Keg 5L Heineken

      $68.00

    • Budweiser 40oz

      $15.00

    • Coors Banquet

      $6.00

    • Mickeys

      $6.00

    • Miller High Life

      $6.00

    • Modelo

      $8.00

    • Cans

    • Busch Light

      $5.00

    • Cider

      $8.00

    • Guinness Stout 14oz

      $10.00

    • Michelob Ultra Tall

      $9.00

    • PBR 24oz Tall Can

      $9.00

    • Seltzers

    • Beatbox 11.2oz

      $8.00

      11.1%

    • Cutwater Espresso Martini 12oz

      $10.00

      13%

    • Happy Dad Big Poppa Tall Can 24oz

      $10.00

      5%

    • Hard Mountain Dew Seltzer Tall Can 24oz

      $10.00

      5%

    • High Noon Vodka Seltzer 12oz

      $10.00

      4.7%

    • Surfside

      $10.00

      4.5%

    • Wine

    • Archer Roose Pinot Noir 8.4oz can

      $12.00

    • Archer Roose Sparkling white wine 8.4oz can

      $12.00

    • House Wine, Sauvignon blanc 12oz can

      $16.00

      Serves 2

    • Woodbridge Cabernet 6.3oz can

      $9.00

    • Woodbridge, Chardonnay 6.3oz Can

      $9.00

    • Shots

    • Dickle my Pickle

      $11.00

      A shot of Dickle Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey served with a pickle juice back

    • Jello Shot

      $3.00

      Vodka and Cherry Jello 1.5oz

    • Willie' Dont Cum in da Hot Tub!

      $10.00

      Shot of Coconut Rum, Trailer Park Vodka & a Jizzle of Irish Cream

    • Non-Alcoholic

    • CBD Seltzer 25mg

      $9.00

    • Ginger Beer

      $5.00

    • Juice

      $3.00

      Cranberry, Orange, Grapefruit, Pineapple

    • NA Beer

      $8.00

      IPA or Michelob Ultra Zero

    • Red Bull or Sugar-Free Red Bull

      $6.00

    • Soda

      $3.00

      Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, Ginger Ale, Mt Dew, Squirt