Raised by an Architect & Interior Designer for Iranian royalty, Pirouz was moulded with an eye for details, craftsmanship & guidance from a vibrant artistic community.
B I T E M E
Grilled Cheese Sticks. 9.00
Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough served with
a side of tomato soup
Piggy Sticks 12.00
Bacon, Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough serviced
with a side of tomato soup
Nacho Libre 9.00 Nachos with cheese, your choice of protein,
chili, jalapeño, pico de Gallo, and sour cream.
Add Guacamole +$2
Truck Stop Frito Pie 9.00 Fritos, chili, cheese sauce,
and chopped onion
Don't Talk Mac 10.00
Three cheese mac n cheese
add bacon +$2
Chicken that got Choked. 13.00 Dry-rubbed wings tossed in a choice
of buffalo or bbq sauce
Twisted & Salty 12.00
Salted soft pretzel balls served with
house cheese sauce & house honey mustard
Hot Tots. 10.00
Tater tots served with BBQ and Ranch.
Messy Tots 12.00
Chili, cheese sauce, onion
Kitchen Sink Tots 13.00
Cheese sauce, bacon, onion, tomato, jalapeño,
drizzled in BBQ sauce
Border Wall Tacos 4.00
Choose from chicken, carne asada, or carnitas.
Topped with pico de gallo and house-made
salsa
Tater Tot Taco 3.00
Topped with cheese, lettuce, and house-made salsa
add guacamole +$2
make it Trashy; add hot Cheetos +$.50
S O U P S N S A L A D S
No Fly in My Soup 9.00
Bowl of tomato soup or chili
served with sourdough toast
Cobb Salad 10.00
Iceberg lettuce, hard boiled egg, blue cheese
crumbles and tomato + add bacon $3
+add chicken $4
The Wedgie 10.00
Iceberg wedge, blue cheese dressing,
bacon & tomato
S A N D W I C H E S
Sloppy Joe Dirt 13.00 Traditional sloppy joe sliders
topped with pickle
Single Wide Burger 15.00
1/3 Pound burger, American cheese,
lettuce, tomato, pickle, & special sauce
+ Add bacon $3
Double Wide Burger 19.00
Two 1/3 Pound burger patties,
American cheese, lettuce, tomato,
pickle & special sauce + add bacon $3
The Big Dog 14.00
1/2 pound hot dog 'cause size matters.
+add chili & onion $1 +add cheese $1
+add bacon $2 +add jalapeno $.50
Nightly TV Dinner Special 19.00 Choice of Mom the Meatloaf or Finger Licken.
Fried Chicken, served with mashed potatoes n gravy, mixed veggies, dessert brownie, and a Jello shot.
(limited number available, no substitutions)
H A P P Y E N D I N G S
Ice Cream Sandwich 8.00
Rice crispy treats and
vanilla ice cream & sprinkles
Granny Dentures 7.00
Red apple slices, peanut butter, & marshmallows
B.Y.O. Campfire Smores 17.00
Build your own smores (Serves 4)
Cotton Candy Ball 5.00
We like to serve your food when it's hot n' ready, so it may come out separately.
An 18% gratuity will be added to parties of 6 or more
C O C K T A I L S
Murica f@$k Yeah! 13.00
American Born Peach Bourbon, Triple Sec,
lemon juice, simple syrup, with club soda
Trump Dew 14.00
Redneck Riviera Whiskey, Orange Vodka,
Mt. Dew, and Cotton Candy Toupee
Mexican Mullet 13.00
Smirnoff Tamarind Vodka, Raspberry liqueur,
lime juice, club soda with a Tajin rim
Gin Ricky-Bobby 13.00
Knotty Sauce Gin, lime juice, simple syrup
and club soda
No Karen, You Can't Speak to the Manager 13.00
Trailer Park Vodka, Lemon juice,
Strawberry puree and club soda
Tramp Stamp 14.00
Hideout Peach Vodka, Hideout Orange Vodka, lemon juice, simple syrup, topped with Sprite & a cherry gummy
Doggie Style 12.00
Hera the Dog Vodka, Amaretto, OJ and Club Soda
Romantic Explosion 14.00
Tres Paraguas Silver Tequila, lemon juice,
Squirt, topped with Pop Rocks
Honkey Donkey 13.00
Galan Reposado Tequila, Ginger Beer, bitters,
and lime juice
John Daly 13.00
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, lemon juice,
simple syrup
Tijuana Taint Tickler 13.00
Spicy Tanteo Habanero Tequila, triple sec, sweet-sour, simple syrup, lime juice with Tajin rim
Henny Boo-Boo 13.00
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, simple syrup, bitters
and orange peel
Titos n Vodka 12.00
The finest Texas Titos Vodka, club soda & lime
Hard Slushy 12.00
Trailer Park Frozen Slushy of the Week
Skrewball Specialty Slushy 13.00
Choose between Skrewball Specialty Cocktail
Slushy or the Trailer Park's flavor of the week
frozen slushy
Dickle my Pickle 12.00
A shot of Dickle Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey
served with a pickle juice back
Willie' Dont Cum in da Hot Tub! 12.00
Shot of Coconut Run, Trailer Park Vodka & aJizzle of Irish Cream
Jello Shot 3.00
Vodka and Cherry Jello 1.5oz
ON TAP
Coors Light 4.2% 7.00
Stone Buenaveza Lager 4.2% 9.00
Second Chance Tangerine Blonde 5% 9.00
Ace Apple Cider 5% 9.00
Karl Strauss Red Trolley Red Ale 5.8% 9.00
Ale Smith 394 Pale Ale. 6% 9.00
Coronado Weekend Vibes IPA 6.8% 9.00
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA 7.2% 9.00
CANS
Busch Light 6.00
High Noon 12oz 10.00
Guinness Stout 14oz 10.00
White Claw 19oz 11.00
Topo Chico 12oz 10.00
Onda Tequila seltzer 12oz 10.00
Michelob Ultra Tall 11.00
PBR 24oz Tall Can 9.00
BOTTLES
Bud Lite 7.00
Miller High Life 7.00
Modelo 9.00
Mickeys. 7.00
Budwiser 40oz 16.00
*Mini Keg 5L Heineken 68.00
WINE
Babe Sparkling Rose 10.00
Jaume Serra Cristalino Brut Champagne Split 11.00
House Wine, Sauvigion blanc 12oz can 16.00
Underwood Pinot Noir 12oz Can 16.00
Porch Pounder Chardonnay 6.7oz Can 9.00
Porch Pounder Red blend 6.7oz can 9.00
NON - ALCOHOLIC
Soda 3.00
Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, Ginger Ale, Mt Dew, Squirt
Juice Cranberry, Orange, Grapefruit, Pineapple 3.00
Ginger Beer Cutwater Ginger Beer 6.00
Red Bull or Sugar-Free Red Bull. 6.00
Rogue 30 mg CBD Seltzer Blackberry Cucumber 9.00
HAPPY HOUR (5PM - 8PM)
Grilled Cheese Sticks. 7.00
Cheddar & Swiss, Sourdough served w- side of tomato soup
Hot Tots. 9.00
Tater tots served with BBQ and Ranch.
Messy Tots 11.00
Chili, cheese sauce, onion
Kitchen Sink Tots 12.00
Cheese sauce, bacon, onion, tomato, jalapeño,
drizzled in BBQ sauce
Nacho Libre 7.00
Nacho with cheese, your choice of protein,
chili, jalapeño, pico de Gallo, and sour cream.
Add Guacamole +$2
BURGER & ANY DRAFT 20.00
Chili, cheese sauce, onion
WELLS 6.00
COORS LIGHT DRAFT 6.00
An 20% gratuity will be added to unclosed checks