Raised by an Architect & Interior Designer for Iranian royalty, Pirouz was moulded with an eye for details, craftsmanship & guidance from a vibrant artistic community.
B I T E M E
Grilled Cheese Sticks. 9.00
Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough served with
a side of tomato soup
Piggy Sticks 12.00
Bacon, Cheddar & Swiss on sourdough serviced
with a side of tomato soup
Nacho Libre 9.00 Nachos with cheese, your choice of protein,
chili, jalapeño, pico de Gallo, and sour cream.
Add Guacamole +$2
Truck Stop Frito Pie 8.00 Fritos, chili, cheese sauce,
and chopped onion
Don't Talk Mac 9.00
Three cheese mac n cheese
add bacon +$2
Chicken that got Choked. 12.00 Dry-rubbed wings tossed in a choice
of buffalo or bbq sauce
Twisted & Salty 11.00
Salted soft pretzel balls served with
house cheese sauce & house honey mustard
Hot Tots. 9.00
Tater tots served with BBQ and Ranch.
Messy Tots 11.00
Chili, cheese sauce, onion
Kitchen Sink Tots 12.00
Cheese sauce, bacon, onion, tomato, jalapeno,
drizzled in BBQ sauce
Border Wall Tacos 4.00
Choose from chicken, carne asada, or carnitas.
Topped with pico de gallo and house-made
salsa
Tater Tot Taco 3.00
Topped with cheese, lettuce, and house-made salsa
add guacamole +$2
make it Trashy; add hot Cheetos +$.50
S O U P S N S A L A D S
No Fly in My Soup 8.00
Bowl of tomato soup or chili
served with sourdough toast
Cobb Salad 9.00
Iceberg lettuce, hard boiled egg, blue cheese
crumbles and tomato + add bacon $3
+add chicken $4
The Wedgie 9.00
Iceberg wedge, blue cheese dressing,
bacon & tomato
S A N D W I C H E S
Sloppy Joe Dirt 12.00 traditional sloppy joe sliders
topped with pickle
Single Wide Burger 14.00
1/3 Pound burger, American cheese,
lettuce, tomato, pickle, & special sauce
+ Add bacon $3
Double Wide Burger 18.00
Two 1/3 Pound burger patties,
American cheese, lettuce, tomato,
pickle & special sauce + add bacon $3
The Big Dog 13.00
1/2 pound hot dog 'cause size matters.
+add chili & onion $1 +add cheese $1
+add bacon $2 +add jalapeno $.50
Nightly TV Dinner Special 18.00 Choice of Mom the Meatloaf or Finger Licken.
Fried Chicken, served with mashed potatoes n gravy, mixed veggies, dessert brownie, and a Jello shot.
(limited number available, no substitutions)
H A P P Y E N D I N G S
Ice Cream Sandwich 7.00
Rice crispy treats and
vanilla ice cream & sprinkles
Granny Dentures 6.00
Red apple slices, peanut butter, & marshmallows
B.Y.O. Campfire Smores 18.00
Build your own smores (Serves 4)
We like to serve your food when it's hot n' ready so it may come out separately.
An 18% gratuity will be added to parties of 6 or more
C O C K T A I L S
Gin Ricky-Bobby 12.00
Knotty Sauce Gin, lime juice, simple syrup
and club soda
Trump Dew 13.00
Redneck Riviera Whiskey, Orange Vodka,
Mt. Dew, and Cotton Candy Toupee
Mexican Mullet 12.00
Smirnoff Tamarind Vodka, Raspberry liqueur,
lime juice, club soda with a Tajin rim
Murica f@$k Yeah! 12.00
American Born Peach Bourbon, Triple Sec,
lemon juice, simple syrup, with club soda
No Karen, You Can't Speak to the Manager 12.00
Trailer Park Vodka, Lemon juice,
Strawberry puree and club soda
Tramp Stamp 13.00
Hideout Peach Vodka, Hideout Orange Vodka,
lemon juice, simple syrup, topped with Sprite
and a cherry gummy
Romantic Explosion 13.00
Tres Paraguas Silver Tequila, lemon juice,
Squirt, topped with Pop Rocks
Honkey Donkey 12.00
Galan Reposado Tequila, Ginger Beer, bitters,
and lime juice
John Daly 12.00
Deep Eddy Sweet Tea Vodka, lemon juice,
simple syrup
Henny Boo-Boo 12.00
Buffalo Trace Bourbon, simple syrup, bitters
and orange peel
Titos n Vodka 11.00
The finest Texas Titos Vodka, club soda & lime
Skrewball Specialty Slushy 13.00
Choose between Skrewball Specialty Cocktail
Slushy or the Trailer Park's flavor of the week
frozen slushy
Dickle my Pickle 11.00
A shot of Dickle Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey
served with a pickle juice back
Jello Shot 3.00
Vodka and Cherry Jello 1.5oz
ON TAP
Coors Light 4.2% 6.00
Stone Buenaveza Lager 4.2% 9.00
Second Chance Tangerine Blonde 5% 9.00
Mother Earth Cali Creamin Ale. 5% 10.00
Karl Strauss Red Trolley Red Ale 5.8% 9.00
Ale Smith 394 Pale Ale. 6% 9.00
Coronado Weekend Vibes IPA 6.8% 9.00
Modern Times Orderville Hazy IPA 7.2% 9.00
CANS
Busch Light 5.00
2 Towns Cider 8.00
High Noon 12oz 10.00
Guinness Stout 14oz 9.00
White Claw 24oz 11.00
Topo Chico 12oz 10.00
Michelob Ultra Tall 9.00
BOTTLES
Bud Lite 8.00
Miller High Life 8.00
Modelo 10.00
Mickeys. 9.00
Old English 40oz 11.00
Topo Chico 12oz 10.00
Michelob Ultra Tall 9.00
*Mini Keg 5L Heineken 66.00
WINE
Babe Sparkling Rose 8.00
Jaume Serra Cristalino Brut Champagne Split 9.00
House Wine, Chardonnay 12oz can 16.00
Underwood Pinot Gris 12oz Can 16.00
Underwood Pinot Noir 12oz Can 16.00
House Wine, Red Blend 12oz can. 16.00
NON - ALCOHOLIC
Soda 3.00
Coke, Sprite, Diet Coke, Ginger Ale, Mt Dew, Squirt
Juice Cranberry, Orange, Grapefruit, Pineapple 3.00
Ginger Beer Cutwater Ginger Beer 3.00
Red Bull or Sugar-Free Red Bull. 5.00
Rogue 30 mg CBD Seltzer Blackberry Cucumber 9.00
Rogue 30 mg CBD Seltzer Lavender Mint Lemonade
An 20% gratuity will be added to unclosed checks